tooo hot

November 9, 2009

we are too busy atm, in other words, when the weather rises above 20 we both collapse inwards on our own bodies.

so enjoy this video which describes our passion quite well.

– We Love Pants


slick or pleat?

October 31, 2009

Fucking Halloween!

What a great time to sit at home cursing about the candy that you’re not allowed to have. So, here we are, bringing you the best in Halloween pants, or at least what we could find.

We start with the essentials.



Check out these hardcore little pirates, they may be pint-sized but these pants pack a punch. Firstly we have some amazingly beautiful blue and purple striped slacks, and to make things better, THEY ARE CUT-OFF IN ZIG-ZAG! This cat has no time to even his cuffs out, no no, if you’re wearing these pants you’re too busy laying sieze to my candy stash.

Now our other little man is styling his pants tucked in! He may have the same zig-zag style but he won’t let you see just yet. These pants not only show off your amazing boots but allow for great storage for all your loot.


Now I’m not too sure about tights but these are just fantastic! This too keen sonofabitch has the sexiest Zebra legs I have ever seen. Tied off with the hankie and some loose fitting boots, even an inflatable guitar for those beautiful sub-saharan camp fire sing-a-longs.


Now then, we find ourselves staring at a half naked man, my god! If I am correct, Halloween is terribly popular in America, and a might be on a roll here, but isn’t it snowing there these days. Never the less these Shalimar pants keep the air flowing, and can create great static electricity for you to perform party tricks with balloons.


What better way to please a Halloween crowd then wearing soft toys!



Listen here young man, I’ve had enough of you and I’ve had enough of those pants. Actually no I haven’t, I want them, with a low crutch and elastic waist, who wouldn’t?


These my friends are the PARTY PANTS! We have had dreams that this day would come, and it has! Just outstanding mr. pants man, fucking outstanding!


Now we can’t mention Halloween without leather pants, oh wait, we can? Yea ok yes we can.


Now this! THIS! This is the ultimate scenario of when a drunk group of tailors come up with an idea for a Halloween costume. My god people, these pants are farting at you, all day, everyday. If I were to wear these pants I think I would break my back from bending down countless times in front of everyone in my city. So keep these pants away from me you heartless bastards, I know I can’t have them, but I want them, I want them so bad! In fact I just realized you might not be able to sit down in these, can one squash a fart?


If the fart pants aren’t enough for you, then let’s step it up and go the whole mile. What better thing for that bitch old lady to see as you walk away with the last of her butterscotch candy and pension money. Fuck people up and say proudly that you indeed have bowel problems, and you wear white pants and nothing else.


Your mother or grandmother is a goddamn legend my friend.


I know, I know! This guys pants aren’t that great, just simple denim. But seriously best Halloween costume ever made. But sir you look nervous, as the countless nerds descend upon you, what better way to impress the ladies than to solve the fastest running rubix cube.


We here at We Love Pants don’t really like you that much Halloween, you kind of piss us all off. But still, well played you crazy Pagans, the world of kick ass pants has alot to thank you for.

– We Love Pants


For the love of pants!

October 28, 2009

Pants are fundamental in this day and age, and note, wearing bike shorts as an alternative is not a welcome substitute. People will notice that your thighs are out, and if those people are a fellow pant-enthusiasts you may have to use your legs for running and not just for looking astounding in patterned, colourful or woven material. Put your unsightly knees away. Wriggling into beautiful coatings for our stems is what my partner and I are all about, and appreciating the variety of such pin-huggers was deemed a necessity between us.

I put forward the taboo topic and edgy style of knitted pants.
Yes, knitted pants. The way of the future, and evidently the way of the past, as seen in this gorgeous Sears book.

pants sears
The stunning forest and moss/olive-green elf-suit is perfectly topped off with a chunky knit flare pant.

pants stripe
These super furry knit stovepipes radiate nothing more than comfort. Lime green crocs and orange socks are a travesty and should never be seen unless you are wearing knit pants, in which case you have redeemed yourself.

pants baby
This lucky infant’s parents are no strangers to the knit pants, perfect coordination with the stroller, puffer vest and tartan hat must be noted.

pants grey
A clear favourite for pregnant women and people who have cat scratching poles and beige as the main features of their home, an amazing addition to your wardrobe.

pants flares

knit rebel
For those rebellious caught-in-the-60’s gals, knit pants are perfect for you and your style. Your choice between super flares or simple straight knits will both possess the ‘phwoaaar’ factor, given that you stand in front of a noticeably graffiti’d wall or wear a handkerchief as a shirt to keep your endearing take-no-guff-from-no-fucking-swine attitude.

pants hammer
Even MC Hammer dabbled in knit pants, and look how purely content he is about it.

pants cashmere
Pedal pusher elastic bottom knit pants. Like an endangered species, these are an ultimate rarity and a thing of beauty that should be preserved for as long as possible.

pants indie

pants trendy

Now of course, like all things good, the old is new again and knit pants are quickly becoming the choice of cape-wearing indiefucks. Although, this is not at all shocking. Knit pants provide a soft, warm, boredom free alternative to other bottoms, an understandable clear pick for trendy parasites.

This example of knit pants is of course my ultimate favourite. Slight flared bottom to make way for chubby baby legs and a no-fuss, simple white rope as a sufficient belt. This and the perfectly executed R2-D2 makes the magnum opus of knitted pants. Life goal is to recreate something inspired by these droid beauties.

pants henry
No more needs to be said. Skinhead martial arts practising tree huggers knit their own pants.
You should too.

-We Love Pants

We truly do

October 27, 2009

Hello there and welcome to the first installment of what will be our masterpiece. Ever since we slipped out of the nappy, we have been true admirers of pants and pant wearers alike. It is our mission, nay, our duty, to compile the best pants we can find and release them in one place to the world. We here at the We Love Pants blog search the interwebz for what we call the “phwooooaaaarrrr” factor, and it is only if the pants we find pass this test, that they make it to the final cut. We hope images of pants move and inspire you as much as they have for us, and pray that no man or woman should have to expose their knees when a damn fine pair of slacks is in reach.


We start with the very best, in our opinion, the holy grail of pants…

Mythical in its texture, surprisingly startling to the eye, the abuser of all senses…

We give you, the CORDUROY!!!


we recognize the cord as the king of pants for several reasons:

1. It comes in endless colours

2. It feels like you are being hugged by an old lady, without the smell or guilt

3. They are completely badass




cords with sandals, dear god yes!


fat-man cords, Hollywood says yes


even the kids get into it


need i say more


mid strut



bring back the 90’s, and fast!

Ladys corduroy pants_519

but there is nothing better than faded! beige! flared! cords!


hold the fucking phone, what about a pair of paisley cords!

and just to show that chords are still bringing sexy back..



cords with boots, definite phwoooooaaaarrrrrrr!

but the man who gets the cord award is this fucking cord suit wearing gentleman


we will give you some time to recover before the next installment.

– We Love Pants